Snorts and Snickers VIII

04/17/06
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And we wonder why our justice system is so messed up...
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began theautopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing lawsomewhere.

  Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

 
         
  Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

A: By death.

Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

  Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
doesn't know about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
 
             
  Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

A: Oral.

  Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?   Q: What is your date of birth?

A: July 15th.

Q: What year?

A: Every year.

 

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